dead puppies

My boss ripped one today. I had to keep thinking about dead puppies to control myself.

Really?

Today I was super busy at work when my co-worker comes in and tells me she has a paper jam in her printer so when I have chance if I could fix it. HUH?! Co-worker. Not assistant. I am dumbfounded.

Babies R Us

I tried calling Babies R Us and instead of dialing 1-888 I dialed 1-800.  
Well, some heavy breathing came on the line and this lady started 
moaning about some inappropriate stuff!  Nice, because I called using
my work phone.